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Special Selection Of Clever Easter Related Puns Riddles One Liners And Knock Knock Jokes
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Puns
- What do you call a rabbit that's always hopping around on Easter? A bunny hopper!
- What do you call a chicken that's always laying eggs on Easter? An egg-cellent layer!
- What do you call a sheep that's always dyeing its wool on Easter? A baa-tiful beast!
- What do you call a carrot that's always hiding on Easter? A carrot-in-hiding!
- What do you call a chocolate bunny that's always getting into trouble on Easter? A choco-holic!
Riddles
- What has a head and a tail but no body? A coin.
- What goes up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up? An umbrella.
- What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening? A human being.
- What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
- What has a mouth but never speaks, a bed but never sleeps, and a river but never flows? A shoe.
One-Liners
- Why did the Easter bunny cross the road? To get to the other side of the egg!
- What do you call a rabbit with a bad attitude? A hare-brained scheme!
- What do you call a chicken that's always late? An egg-stremely late bird!
- What do you call a sheep that's always getting into trouble? A baa-d boy!
- What do you call a carrot that's always getting lost? A carrot-in-a-maze!
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Easter. Easter who? Easter Sunday, did you hear the news?
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Egg. Egg who? Egg-cited to see you!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Bunny. Bunny who? Bunny hopping all over the place!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Chocolate. Chocolate who? Chocolate-covered marshmallow, anyone?
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Jellybean. Jellybean who? Jellybean hiding in your shoe!
There you have it, folks! A special selection of clever Easter-related puns, riddles, one-liners, and knock-knock jokes that are sure to bring a smile to your face and make your Easter celebration even more egg-citing!
Easter Jokes: A special selection of clever Easter related puns, riddles, one liners and knock knock jokes for kids aged 5 to 10. (Part of the Cornelius ... Maize's Clean & Corny Joke Books)
by Cornelius Maize
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| Language | : | English |
| File size | : | 35080 KB |
| Screen Reader | : | Supported |
| Print length | : | 24 pages |
| Lending | : | Enabled |
Easter Jokes: A special selection of clever Easter related puns, riddles, one liners and knock knock jokes for kids aged 5 to 10. (Part of the Cornelius ... Maize's Clean & Corny Joke Books)
by Cornelius Maize
4.2 out of 5
| Language | : | English |
| File size | : | 35080 KB |
| Screen Reader | : | Supported |
| Print length | : | 24 pages |
| Lending | : | Enabled |
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Easter Jokes: A special selection of clever Easter related puns, riddles, one liners and knock knock jokes for kids aged 5 to 10. (Part of the Cornelius ... Maize's Clean & Corny Joke Books)
by Cornelius Maize
4.2 out of 5
| Language | : | English |
| File size | : | 35080 KB |
| Screen Reader | : | Supported |
| Print length | : | 24 pages |
| Lending | : | Enabled |
